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Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., né le 11 novembre 1922 à Indianapolis dans l'Indiana et mort le 11 avril 2007 à New York, est un écrivain américain. Wikipedia

✵ 11. novembre 1922 – 11. avril 2007 • Autres noms Vonegut, Kurt Vonnegut Jr.

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“C'est évidemment une chose éreintante que d'avoir sans cesse à raisonner dans un univers qui n'a jamais été fait pour être raisonnable.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Les plus malins ont parfaitement compris que l'une des meilleures façons de s'enrichir est de posséder une portion convenable de la surface où tout le monde doit rester collé.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Tout se paie en ce bas monde.”

, 1963

“La force est dans l'absurdité.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Si les souhaits avaient des jambes, tous les crève-la-faim rouleraient carrosse.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Chacun de nous doit être ce qu'il ou elle est.”

, 1963

Citations sur les hommes et les garçons de Kurt Vonnegut

“Le monde moderne se coincerait en grinçant s'il n'existait pas d'hommes assez doués et compétents pour faire fonctionner en douceur les éléments les plus complexes de la civilisation.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Le Pianiste déchaîné, 1952

“Ce n'est pas la taille qui fait qu'un homme est un merdeur, c'est sa façon de penser.”

, 1963

“Les hommes, apparemment par nature, ne peuvent être heureux que lorsqu'ils sont engagés dans des entreprises qui leur font prendre conscience de leur utilité.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Le Pianiste déchaîné, 1952

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“Tout ce qui a toujours été sera toujours et tout ce qui sera a toujours été.”

, 1959

“Le mot pourquoi ne veut rien dire.”

, 1969

“Personne n'aime à penser qu'on se sert de lui.”

, 1959

“Le charme est un truc qui fait que des étrangers apprécient immédiatement quelqu'un et lui font confiance - indépendamment de tout ce que ce charmeur peut avoir en tête.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Certains des gens les plus malheureux en ce monde sont aussi parmi les plus intelligents.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Le Pianiste déchaîné, 1952

“On ne se trompe jamais en disant au revoir.”

, 1963

“Les fous, parfois, ne sont pas dépourvus de charme.”

, 1959

“Quiconque cesse de tirer fierté de son apparence physique ne tarde pas à mourir.”

, 1969

“Un jeune garçon ne peut pas se passer de son père.”

, 1969

“Les idées ou l'absence d'idées sont des causes de maladie.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“La science est une magie qui réussit.”

, 1963

“Les matériaux qu'un écrivain est appelé à manipuler sont de nature si dangereuse qu'il peut s'attendre à se retrouver à l'agonie en un tournemain s'il ne tient pas sur ses gardes.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Les idées vous viennent toujours quand on veut demander quelque chose.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Le Breakfast du champion, 1974

“Ce n'est qu'une illusion terrestre de croire que les minutes se succèdent comme les grains d'un chapelet et que, une fois disparues, elles le sont pour de bon.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Abattoir 5 ou la Croisade des enfants

Abattoir 5, 1969

“Le sexe a encore le pouvoir d'abattre toutes sortes de structures sociales.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Le Pianiste déchaîné, 1952

“L'univers, c'est un marché aux puces où chaque objet est surestimé.”

, 1959

“On peut tout supporter et chacun doit accomplir ce qui lui échoit.”

, 1969

“Tout temps est le temps du tout. Il est inaltérable. Il ne se prête ni aux avertissements ni aux raisonnement. Il existe, un point c'est tout.”

, 1969

“Tout ce que vous pensez, vous le pensez parce que quelqu'un en a lancé l'idée.”

Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Le Pianiste déchaîné, 1952

“Ce n'est pas parce qu'une chose paraît meilleure qu'une autre qu'elle est bonne pour vous.”

, 1959

Kurt Vonnegut: Citations en anglais

“We are here on Earth to fart around. Don't let anybody tell you any different.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country (2005)

“If God were alive today, he would have to be an atheist, because the excrement has hit the air-conditioning big time, big time.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country (2005)

“You are pooped and demoralized. Why wouldn't you be? Of course it is exhausting, having to reason all the time in a universe which wasn't meant to be reasonable.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Breakfast of Champions (1973)

“The year was 2081, and everybody was finally equal. They weren't only equal before God and the law. They were equal every which way. Nobody was smarter than anybody else. Nobody was better looking than anybody else. Nobody was stronger or quicker than anybody else. All this equality was due to the 211th, 212th, and 213th Amendments to the Constitution, and to the unceasing vigilance of agents of the United States Handicapper General.”

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Paragraph 1 (p. 7 of Welcome to the Monkey House)
Welcome to the Monkey House (1968), "Harrison Bergeron" (1961)

“"I can't help it," I said. "My soul knows my meat is doing bad things, and is embarrassed. But my meat just keeps right on doing bad, dumb things."
"You and your what?" he said.
"My soul and my meat," I said.
"They're separate?" he said.
"I sure hope they are," I said. I laughed. "I would hate to be responsible for what my meat does."”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Bluebeard

Source: Bluebeard (1987), p. 246

“And now I want to tell you about my late Uncle Alex. He was my father’s kid brother, a childless graduate of Harvard who was an honest life insurance salesman in Indianapolis. He was well-read and wise. And his principal complaint about other human beings was that they so seldom noticed it when they were happy. So when we were drinking lemonade under an apple tree in the summer, say, and talking lazily about this and that, almost buzzing like honeybees, Uncle Alex would suddenly interrupt the agreeable blather to exclaim, If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is. So I do the same now, and so do my kids and grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, If this isn’t nice, I don’t know what is.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country (2005)

“Ideas or the lack of them can cause disease.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Breakfast of Champions (1973)

“I think it can be tremendously refreshing if a creator of literature has something on his mind other than the history of literature so far. Literature should not disappear up its own asshole, so to speak.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Palm Sunday

"Self-Interview", originally appeared in The Paris Review no. 69 (1977)
Palm Sunday (1981)

“No grown woman is a fan of premature ejaculation.”

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Kurt Vonnegut Happy Birthday, Wanda June

"Mildred"
Happy Birthday, Wanda June (1970)

“What should young people do with their lives today? Many things, obviously. But the most daring thing is to create stable communities in which the terrible disease of loneliness can be cured.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Palm Sunday

"Thoughts of a Free Thinker", commencement address, Hobart and William Smith Colleges (26 May 1974)
Palm Sunday (1981)

“Evolution is so creative. That's how we got giraffes.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre A Man Without a Country

A Man Without a Country (2005)

“Trout trudged onward, a stranger in a strange land. His pilgrimage was rewarded with new wisdom, which would never have been his had he remained in his basement in Cohoes. He learned the answer to a question many human beings were asking themselves so frantically: "What's blocking the traffic on the westbound barrel of the Midland City stretch of the Interstate?"”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Breakfast of Champions (1973)

“Peculiar Travel Suggestions are Dancing Lessons From God”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Cat's Cradle

Cat's Cradle (1963)

“It may surprise you to learn that I take a certain pride, no matter how foolishly mistaken that pride may be, in making my own decisions for my own reasons.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre The Sirens of Titan

Source: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 12 “The Gentleman from Tralfamadore” (p. 285)

“And the city was lovely, highly ornamented, like Paris, and untouched by war. It was supposedly an “open” city, not to be attacked since there were no troop concentrations or war industries there. But high explosives were dropped on Dresden by American and British planes on the night of February 13, 1945, just about twenty-one years ago, as I now write. There were no particular targets for the bombs. The hope was that they would create a lot of kindling and drive firemen underground. And then tens of thousands of tiny incendiaries were scattered over the kindling, like seeds on freshly turned loam. More bombs were dropped to keep firemen in their holes, and all the little fires grew, joined one another, became one apocalyptic flame. Hey presto: fire storm. It was the largest massacre in European history, by the way. … Everything was gone but the cellars where 135,000 Hansels and Gretels had been baked like gingerbread men.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Mother Night

Introduction (1966)
Mother Night (1961)

“Which brings us to the arts, whose purpose, in common with astrology, is to use frauds in order to make human beings seem more wonderful than they really are. Dancers show us human beings who move much more gracefully than human beings really move. Films and books and plays show us people talking much more entertainingly than people really talk, make paltry human enterprises seem important. Singers and musicians show us human beings making sounds far more lovely than human beings really make. Architects give us temples in which something marvelous is obviously going on. Actually, practically nothing is going on inside. And on and on.”

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Bennington College address (1970)

“He ransacked his memory like a thief going through another man’s billfold.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre The Sirens of Titan

Source: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 1 “Between Timid and Timbuktu” (p. 22)

“Freud said he didn’t know what women wanted. I know what women want. They want a whole lot of people to talk to.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian

God Bless You, Dr. Kevorkian (1999)

“The lieutenant-colonel realized for the first time what most people never realize about themselves—that he was not only a victim of outrageous fortune, but one of outrageous fortune’s cruelest agents as well.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre The Sirens of Titan

Source: The Sirens of Titan (1959), Chapter 6 “A Deserter in Time of War” (p. 162)

“I don't think there would be many jokes, if there weren't constant frustration and fear and so forth. It's a response to bad troubles like crime.”

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Interview Public Radio International (October 2006)
Various interviews

“It was an appalling thought, to be so well-integrated into the machinery of society and history as to be able to move in only one plane, and along one line.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Pianiste déchaîné

Source: Player Piano (1952), Chapter 4 (p. 41)

“All people are insane," he said. "They will do anything at any time, and God help anybody who looks for reasons.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Mother Night

Mother Night (1961)

“If facts weren't funny, or scary, or couldn't make you rich, the heck with them.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus (1990)

“I have been a soreheaded occupant of a file drawer labeled “Science Fiction” … and I would like out, particularly since so many serious critics regularly mistake the drawer for a urinal.”

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"Science Fiction"; originally published in The New York Times Book Review, 5 September 1965
Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons (1974)

“To be
the eyes
and ears
and conscience
of the Creator of the Universe,
you fool.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Le Breakfast du champion

Kilgore Trout's unwritten reply to the question "What is the purpose of life?"
Breakfast of Champions (1973)

“I was taught that the human brain was the crowning glory of evolution so far, but I think it’s a very poor scheme for survival.”

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As quoted in The Observer [London] (27 December 1987)
Various interviews

“Beer, of course, is actually a depressant. But poor people will never stop hoping otherwise.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre Hocus Pocus

Hocus Pocus (1990)

“We're terrible animals. I think that the Earth's immune system is trying to get rid of us, as well it should.”

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On humans, interviewed by Jon Stewart, The Daily Show http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=18090&title=kurt-vonnegut/ (13 September 2005) <br class="br">Various interviews

“It was then that Diana Moon Glampers, the Handicapper General, came into the studio with a double-barreled ten-gauge shotgun. She fired twice, and the Emperor and the Empress were dead before they hit the floor.”

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Paragraph 78 (p. 13 of Welcome to the Monkey House)
Welcome to the Monkey House (1968), "Harrison Bergeron" (1961)

“Pretend to be good always, and even God will be fooled.”

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Kurt Vonnegut livre God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater

God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater (1965)

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