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“The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“In every battle, we don't always win. Perhaps we are defeated more often than not. We are made to hurt and suffer. We are made to cry and mourn each defeat, but we must not stop there. Because tomorrow there will be another battle. As long as we still have hope we must believe that one day we will win the battle. What can defeat us is the weakness of our own soul. We are not winners if we are unable to overcome our own fears and worries.”

Titon Rahmawan

“At the end of every television broadcast, the names of the people who worked on it are listed. Why, you may ask yourself sometimes, would so many people want to take credit for such a bad show? Well, its just like what's happened to the dollar. Credits in television suffer from inflation. There are more of them and they arent worth what they used to be, even on a good show.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“There's nobody like Andy, and there never will be. He'll hate hearing this, but he's an American original.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“I wish people who sell things would stop trying to guess how many of something we want to buy. I want to buy things one at a time.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“I've learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“It's paradoxical that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn't appeal to anyone.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“Can you see other people's battles as your own? There are so many similarities in every war in this world. Some are fighting for freedom and independence. Some fight for principles and ideals. But there are also those who fight only for their blind faith and ego.”

Titon Rahmawan

“In every battle, we don't always win. Perhaps we are defeated more often than not. We are made to hurt and suffer. We are made to cry and mourn each defeat, but we must not stop there. Because tomorrow there will be another battle. As long as we still have hope we must believe that one day we will win the battle. What can defeat us is the weakness of our own soul. We are not winners if we are unable to overcome our own fears and worries.”

Titon Rahmawan

“Can you see other people's battles as your own? There are so many similarities in every war in this world. Some are fighting for freedom and independence. Some fight for principles and ideals. But there are also those who fight only for their blind faith and ego.”

Titon Rahmawan

“If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“I've learned…. That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“The 50-50-90 rule: anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“I've learned…. That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“the best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

“Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn't have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.”

Andy Rooney (1919–2011) writer, humorist, television personality

„A valódi magányosság nem feltétlenül korlátozódik csak a puszta egyedüllétre.”

Charles Bukowski (1920–1994)

„Szerintem az öregedés legrosszabb része a magányosság – nem az, hogy itt sajog, ott szúr, nem a hisztis belek, vagy az, hogy nem kapsz levegőt, ha fölmásztál azon a lépcsőn, amin húszévesen fölrepültél, hanem a magányosság.”

Stephen King Insomnia