„I'd push the lot of you over a cliff myself. Except the one in the wheelchair, I think I'd lose the sympathy vote before people had time to think it through.“

—  Tom Stoppard, Bernard, Act II
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„I'd vote for any party that would say "I won't allow people to throw garbage all over me." But none of the parties seem to be particularly interested.“

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